12 Hilarious Tweets That Will Make You Feel Slightly Better About Being Single On Valentine’s Day
There’s just too much pressure about February 14.
To be in a happy relationship, to get the perfect present, to have Instagrammable plans.
But if you have decided to have none of that and are spending the evening in bed, eating ungodly amounts of takeout, reflecting on our life decisions, and scrolling through the internet..
Well, these tweets feel your struggle
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Wow, look at the Edible Arrangement I got for Valentine’s day. So beautiful pic.twitter.com/sTAOyyj0OL
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) February 14, 2015
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Valentine’s Day really separates the men from the boys, and then separates me from both of them in a third location
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 15, 2015
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If you’re single on Valentine’s Day you’re allowed to have two dinners right?
— Mitchell Davis (@mmitchelldaviss) February 6, 2016
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Fun Valentine’s Day Tip: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could get a pitcher of beer and a dozen wings. Prob even pay for parking too
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 4, 2016
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“What are your plans for Valentine’s day?”
Me: pic.twitter.com/Agoi5YyV6P— Ivycado ????✨ (@IvyKungu) February 12, 2017
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“Actually, violets are violet,” I say, ripping up her poem.
— Anna (@anjvs) February 14, 2015
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A boy held a door open for me this morning, so yeah, I guess I have plans for Valentine’s Day.
— Lyndsay (@LyndsayFuhrhop) February 2, 2016
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Valentine’s Day plan:
1. Breakfast in bed
2. Chocolates
3. Watch movie
4. Dinner for two.
5. Regret eating two dinners.
6. Cry alone.— pandamusk (@pandamusk) February 12, 2016
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everyone’s like “so sad im single for valentine’s day ????” and im just like HA i win because i have no feelings
— bethany ♥️ (@mcleanbethany) February 2, 2016
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My dad just sent me “11 ways to spend Valentine’s Day with your cat.” He has given up on me.
— Madison (@MadisonFaithe) February 4, 2015