5 Types Of Person You DO NOT Want To Be On The Metro

If you’re a regular on the Dubai metro, then you’ll know and probably have seen the strangest and funniest of scenarios on the train, or at least encountered those with certain characteristics that (sometimes) just aggravate everyone else. 

Here are 5 of those kinds of people we all know:

1. The one who obstructs the door causing a stampede akin to the Lion King 

The signs clearly say to step in on the metro from the sides… (and let people off first)

2. The one with the obnoxiously loud music blasting from their earphones

Everyone is tired – leaving work to go home at 10pm, then there’s having to deal with one person’s loud DJ mix. Don’t your ears hurt?

3. The one who acts cool because they’re able to balance themselves without holding onto anything

We see you. We feel your pride. We low-key envy you.

Sincerely,

The person holding onto the pole for dear life

4. The creep who stares at their chosen one 

We’ve all been there. That one person who stands right at the other edge of the women’s section and stares at you from the time you enter to the time you leave. Ummm… you’ll miss your stop, mister. 

5. The one on the escalator who stands left and gossips with their friend standing on the right side 

We know Samantha splurged a lot at Dubai mall last week, but can we please pass? 

Someone people are in a rush.