6 Times People In Dubai Invade Your Personal Space
We’ve all been subject to modern age space invaders. And, for some of us, these intrusions can be somewhat of an anxiety-inducing experience. Just for you, we’ve compiled a list of ways you can subtly and effectively combat these encounters whilst keeping your dignity intact.
1. The slap laughers
Yes, we can totally understand how funny your story is without the Muhammad Ali impersonation.
How to combat this: Drop to the floor in agony, then lay there until they walk away.
2. The redecorators
Yes, I put my bag on the seat next to me so no one would sit there, yes, that kind of makes me a jerk but that doesn’t mean you can make me feel guilty by staring at it. Okay, I’ll move it, but I’m not happy about it!
How to combat this: Turn to your bag and say, “sorry, grandma, this person wants you to move.”
3. The airport neck breathers
We’ve just got off a gazillion hour flight, you’ve had your mouth open snoring the entire time whilst apparently trying to inhale the flight attendant. Please, back it up.
How to combat this: Breathe, take a step back… No seriously, back it up and give them a stare down.
4. The bar nae-naers
I’ve literally been standing here waving at the bartender for what I’m guessing is at least 15 hours. Then you creep up in the millimetre gap between me and my friend and start doing the YMCA.
How to combat this: Turn to said creeper and ask them if they think cats have any regrets.
5. The q-u-e-u-e ewwys
Whether it’s at the bank or awaiting a must deserved fast-food treat, the concept of queuing seems somewhat foreign. It’s kind of a free-for-all where standing your ground is reminiscent of the fight for the iron throne.
How to combat this: Grab the person in front of you’s hips and form a conga line.
6. The dancefloor hijackers
Single Ladies is on and I don’t know if you’ve seen the music video, but the routine requires room for flawlessness. I did not spend 5 hours on Youtube locking it down to be hindered this way. How can I Be if you’re all up in my Yoncè?
How to combat this: Star jumps.
