7 Hilariously Terrible UAE Pick Up Lines To Use On Your Next Night Out

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Who isn't partial to a bad pick-up line? Plenty of people apparently, but don't worry. 

On February 15, we're hosting the Lock and Key Anti-Valentine's Day singles' night at McGettigan's JLT, where you'll be free to mix and mingle. 

Meanwhile here are some top-notch ice breakers to get the party started. 

**WARNING: these pick up lines have not been tested on actual humans, please proceed with caution*** 

1. Are you a Gulf fish? Because I wanna see hammour of you 

2. Hi, do you have any raisins? How 'bout a date? 

3. Hey hey, I'd love Du'bai you a drank 

4. Are you a counterfeit handbag? Because I wanna try Karama-sutra with you 

5. Are you a sharwarma? Because you've got me wrapped

6. Do you have a residency visa? Because you make me want to settle down 

7.  Did y'all come from Abu Dhabi? Cos all I can think about is Y'as

Okay, okay, we know they're terrible! But what's your best one eh? 

Written By

Caitlyn Davey

Caitlyn is an Aussie journalist looking to change the world. In her spare time she loves playing sport, travelling and basically doing anything that means she doesn't have to sit still.