7 Hilariously Terrible UAE Pick Up Lines To Use On Your Next Night Out
Who isn't partial to a bad pick-up line? Plenty of people apparently, but don't worry.
On February 15, we're hosting the Lock and Key Anti-Valentine's Day singles' night at McGettigan's JLT, where you'll be free to mix and mingle.
Meanwhile here are some top-notch ice breakers to get the party started.
**WARNING: these pick up lines have not been tested on actual humans, please proceed with caution***
1. Are you a Gulf fish? Because I wanna see hammour of you
2. Hi, do you have any raisins? How 'bout a date?
3. Hey hey, I'd love Du'bai you a drank
4. Are you a counterfeit handbag? Because I wanna try Karama-sutra with you
5. Are you a sharwarma? Because you've got me wrapped
6. Do you have a residency visa? Because you make me want to settle down
7. Did y'all come from Abu Dhabi? Cos all I can think about is Y'as
Okay, okay, we know they're terrible! But what's your best one eh?