9 Reasons It’s Definitely, Definitely Alright To Skip The Gym This Evening

Ugh.

THURSDAY.

Literally. Can’t. Even.

Here are 11 reasons why it’s absolutely 100% okay to skip the gym this evening:

1. It’s. So. Cold. 

We’ve been having a little sweater weather these past few weeks, maybe we can stay tucked in bed just a little more?

2. Because there’s important stuff in your Du box

And Netflix. Loads of important stuff.

3. You had a salad for lunch

Okay, it was a side salad with a massive, MASSIVE sandwich. But look.

Eating clean is half the battle.

4. You’ve had your Green Tea today

Green Tea is known for its health benefits and contains shitloads of antioxidants, which – wait for it – burns fat.

5. Because social well-being is as important as physical well-being

Let your body rest and your mind party. Go out and chill with friends.

6.Because Gigi Hadid posted an ‘inspirational’ fat-shaming post

And you’re NOT giving in to The Man.

7. Rest days are good for you

You wouldn’t want to push yourself too hard, now, would you?

8. Your ex and their significant other were definitely there tonight

You dodged that bullet.

9. If you bail on a rest day, you run a greater risk of injury

You wouldn’t want to hurt yourself, would you? In fact, you’re playing it so safe that this is now your sixth rest day in a row.

Truly, your body is a temple.