The horrible feelings that come with every Saturday

Big Friday Night Out? The Aftermath: A Timeline of Suffering

Hangovers Actually Get Better Later In Life

Did you go BIG last night? Like proper BIG? Like you don't remember the end of the night BIG? We've all been there. Unfortunately, We'll all been there on the day after too. This is probably how you're feeling today...

7:23am – Stirring awake because your mouth is as dry as the Dubai desert, but you're too weak to leave bed for at least another three hours...

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10:30am – You finally wake up and huge scale panic sets in. What did you do last night? How did you even get home?

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10:33am – You scramble to find your phone for clues. Where's your phone? Where's your wallet? Where's your shoes?

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10.35am – You find your phone...

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10.36am – And instantly wish you hadn't...

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10:36am – Who are these people in your photos? Oh man...

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11:40 – A good hour of cringing gives way to nausea. Which is actually a relief...

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1:25pm – The nausea gives way to hunger. Then nausea. Then hunger again...

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1:45pm – You decide to order food, but what to eat? Ok...pizza. Oh the website is down. You're too ill to speak to people on the phone. Why is everything so hard!!

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2:45pm – You found some stale bread for toast and an old Twix. You're sorted. Now for an epic nap and everything will be ok when you wake up...

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4:07pm – No it won't. Texts from friends about what you got up to last night start rolling in. And they ain't pretty...

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6:30pm – Crushing guilt sets in as you realise you've wasted half your weekend feeling gross. You attempt to get off the sofa and do something. Nope...

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8:45pm – You finally start feeling better both physically and emotionally. But then you realise that you have to go back to work tomorrow...

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