Reddit Asked It’s Users For Their Most Awkward Dubai Metro Stories And The Answers Are Hilarious
Regular Dubai Metro users are bound to have a couple of awkward stories to share, so when one member of Reddit asked Dubai Metro users to share their most awkward moments 149 people obliged, here are some of the best:
1. “Dubai mall to JLT, I was leaning against the door. Then we got to Nakheel….
The wrong doors open at Nakheel so I fell out and just about managed to stay upright’
It can happen to the best of us @benfrank81
2. “One guy licked my neck. Took me a while before I could ride the Metro again”
The user went on to fully explain the situation: “Metro was full, rush hour and all. Think really cramped. I always hesitated taking the metro during rush hour but it was an emergency. Right before the Burjuman station I felt something soft and warm go against the back of my neck. This happened as everyone was pushing their way to get out, so I didn’t get to see who it was. It felt cold, you know when your hand is wet and then you blow on it. I had that feeling at the back of my neck. I touched it, it was wet. NATURALLY I tired to smell it. It smells like spit. It then hit me someone may have licked it – tongue is that warm thing I felt. I got off the next station and furiously washed my head on the washrooms. I got out and went back in on Gold Class. I seldom take the train now but if I need I go to Gold Class at least.” WOW, thanks for sharing @scre4m
3. One Reddit user took to share all the worst possible scenarios for Metro users
“-Attempting to stuff themselves in a jam-packed cabin.
-People pouncing for empty seats, analyzing if anyone is preparing to leave
-I’ve heard someone fart with no remorse or regard whatsoever of people around him..’
Opinions of user @xyccah
4. “It was late at night so the cabin was rather empty, and a guy with headphones started dancing around the pole and breaking loudly into song every few moments. Everyone else was struggling not to crack a smile.”
This is easily our favourite entry, @tinkertoon
5. “Had this clichéd moment of eye contact every now and then, on my way to church, with a girl sitting on my far right where I would look and she’d look away and then I would catch her staring at me and she’d look away. She gets off at DCC and I smile to myself and look ahead, only to see my mum glaring, deep into my soul.”
Sounds awkward @coffeedoct1
6. “Not a story but I always do this. I pretend to yawn and then look around, at least 3 other people will yawn as well!”
Anything to make your journey go faster @pastorofhamsters
(Main image credit: Instagram @hazgates)
