This Instagram Account That Rates Loos At Dubai’s Best Restaurants Is Actually Hilarious

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When the world gets too serious, there’s nothing like an Instagram account like this one to put a little smile on your face.

Side-stepping the usual boring restaurant reviews, this anonymous account gives an honest review and peek inside the loos at some of the cities best restaurants and hotels.

This is hilarious. Hat tip to the punter  behind this page.

NEZESAUSSI at Al Manzi gets 4/5 for providing sports pages for some easy reading

FOLLY in the Madinat loses a mark for cramped spaces but the sea of cool blue tiles means it’s still worth 4/5

Apparently the hot and cold taps are mislabeled at the Marina Social…3/5

Simple, clean and no fuss but with a good sound track earns GURSHA at Club Vista Mare a fair 3/5

The reviewer wasn’t impressed with these gimicky buckets at the Eloquent Elephant…3/5

3/5 for a small minimalist toilet at INDIE, with bonus points for a handy shelf located near the loo…it’s the simple things

The clean and tidy loos at ROCK BOTTOMS earned a 3/5

A rare 4/5 for the ample hand towels and art work at ROBERTO’S DIFC

Colouful Jamaiacn vibe and tunes gives MISS LILY’S at the Sheraton Grand a 3/5

BRUNSWICK loses a mark for the slight ‘splash back’…4/5

Good tiles at TAPHOUSE earns it 3/5

5/5. Top marks for AMALA at Jumeirah Zabeel Saray that ‘nails the regal Indian theme with immaculate attention to detail.”

View from WESLODGE earns it a classy 4/5

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