Are These Beyonce Inspired Horoscopes The Best Thing We Never Had?
What would Beyonce Do?
We're Crazy In Love with Beyonce here at Lovin Dubai and we were pretty sure we were her biggest fans. Turns out though, Elle Magazine in the UK have shown that they have a Love on Top of ours by producing a piece of literature that we can only Bow Down to.
Elle has published this Beyonce lyrics inspired horoscope listing and we honestly think it's the most Flawless thing we've ever read.
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Your month to: Wear your compromise halo
Girl you try to catch yourself but you’re out of control, your sexiness is so appealing you can't let it go during the first half of the month. The new moon (on the 11th) invites you to ask if you’re down to ride 'til the very end, you and your boyfriend? Set intentions for passion and intimacy that will take you into next spring. If you don’t want someone standing in the front yard telling you you was such a fool, heed the power of your words near the full moon on the 25th.
Date for your diary: 12th
To the left, to the left, push your own agenda to the left and focus on what your relationship needs.
Your month to: Put love on top
Question: tell me how you feel about where your partnership is going? The new moon asks you to think ahead to next spring: if you like it, are you going to put a ring on it? Baby you’ll swear it’s déjà vu trying to balance work and life this month. It ain’t easy being independent around the full moon on the 25th so leave buying your own diamonds and your own rings for later.
Date for your diary: 23rd
Shake your jelly at every chance, whip with your hips to slip into a trance
Your month to: Walk and talk at the same time
There’s a reason you’re called the messenger of the zodiac, Gemini: your persuasion can build a nation. You work your 9 to 5, so better cut your check this month - especially around the new moon on the 11th. You been sippin, but that’s not the only thing keeping you on fire in the build up to the new moon on the 25th. All your life lessons of the past six months come to a head; who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life? The healing part of the journey has officially begun.
Date for your diary: 2nd
From now on, you’re gonna be your own best friend.
Your month to: Fall Crazy in Love
Love has got you feeling so crazy around the new moon on the 11th: maybe you swore you’d never fall again, but this don’t even feel like falling. At the same time, you’re balancing a lot of family and domestic themes, but you’re a survivor and you’re going to make it all work. The full moon lights up your imagination on the 25th; you just have to sneeze on the beat and the beat gets sicker.
Date for your diary: 27th
Don’t let your ever-changing moods make you bugaboo
Your month to: Get to know Me, Myself & I
Your going to want to get up in the club this month, Leo but put the cigars on ice before the new moon on the 11th and spend some time with yourself. By the time the full moon appears on the 25th, you’ll be feeling bootylicious again.
Date for your diary: 4th
Your vibe is vibealacious today.
Your month to: Know you’re irreplaceable
Dollars take centre stage this month, Virgo: it’s all bills, bills, bills,. Pay your telephone bills and then you can chill. You’re going to want to run the world around the new moon on the 11th. You’ve been working 9 to 5 just to stay alive: make your money work harder for you, so you can work less. The full moon (on the 25th) brings communication and social networking to a dramatic head; don’t be a diva.
Date for your diary: 6th
It’s time to ask, are you happy with yourself?
Your month to: Get back to your flawless self
You’re dripping candy on the ground as the stars align for you this November. You wake up flawless this month but remember to stay grounded. Some call is arrogant, you call it confident, but don’t bow down to your ego. All the honeys who makin' money, throw your hands up on the 11th and use the new moon to create financial goals that take you into next spring. You might want to run and smash into an exotic adventure around the full moon on the 25th - be passport ready.
Date for your diary: 8th
Disappear (into the spa)
Your month to: Love yourself like XO
Remember those walls you built? Well, baby they're tumbling down. It’s all about starting fresh this month. There is a new moon in your stars on the 11th and it’s going to feel like you’ve been awakened to a fresh start. Everywhere you’re looking now, you’re surrounded by the embrace of inspiration. Every rule you had you breakin’ around the full moon on the 25th - it’s the risk that you’re taking to gain insight into your own secrets.
Date for your diary: 10th
The writing is on the wall for anything that no longer serves you
Your month to: Run the world girl
Don’t be scared of lonely during the first half of November because you’ll want to get up in the club during the remainder of the month. The new moon (on the 11th) is made for sweet dreams not beautiful nightmares. Oh what's that perfect love story anyway? Cliché...Relationships hit a serious climax under the full moon on the 25th.
Date for your diary: 13th
What’s your female intuition telling you?
Your month to: Get more followers on your video phone
You got beauty, you got class, you got style and you got astronomical popularity this month, Capricorn. You are alone at a crossroads around the new moon (on the 11th) and the time has come for your dreams to be heard, they will not be pushed aside and turned. On the 25th, the full moon will have leave feeling so crazy right now: expect a jam-packed schedule from dusk to dawn for the last week of November.
Date for your diary: 15th
A diva is a female version of a hustler: you can achieve more on this single Sunday than most get done all month.
Your month to: Channel Sasha Fierce in your career
You’re a grown woman and you can do whatever you want this month so set your priorities straight. This time you’re gonna take the crown without falling down around the new moon on the 11th. You don't have a reason to cry, but every reason to smile if you’re lured away by long-distance adventures for a bit, but the full moon on the 25th will insist that you land back home, if only to love you lights out.
Date for your diary: 26th
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no: someone might be fibbing today.
Your month to: Listen to the sound from deep within
Everything is changing this November, Pisces. Remember you can’t fix what you can’t see, it’s the soul that needs the surgery. What goes around comes back around so learn the art of going with the mysterious flow around the new moon on the 11th. Listen to the song in your heart and by the time the full moon rolls around on the 25th, your mind will be utterly clear with brilliant plans to take you through 2016.
Date for your diary: 19th
You’re a sweet dream on social media right now.
Words by The Saturn Sisters and Tamsin Crimmens