12 Reasons Why You Should NEVER Consider Living In JLT

JLT is an extremely popular residential area in Dubai, but I can’t fathom why.

Here are 12 reasons why living there would be a terrible decision

1. Why would anyone want not one but TWO Dubai Metro links nearby

 

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2. Evening strolls along the lakes would be more of a chore than a pleasure

 

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3. Dining? The eclectic mix of funky hidden gems, quirky dining and tiny local spots is too much choice for anyone to handle

 

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4. You’ll soon get bored of this green park space

5. Outdoor community activities are the worst

 

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6. You’ll just feel bad paying way less rest than your Marina neighbours

 

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7. You’ll need heavy duty curtains to shut out these Sheikh Zayed Road views

 

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8. While popular spots like Nola draws outsiders to the area – no thanks!

 

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9. Gyms within walking distance that welcome all ages put a black mark on the area

10. DON’T even get us started on the top salons you’ll have within walking distance

 

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11. The roop top pools attached to most buildings just make us sick

 

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12. It’s easy to get bogged down when JBR beach is just on the other side of SZR

 

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Residents living in JLT; this is the cross you’ll have to bear