7 Hilarious ACTUAL Uses For Those ‘Massage Cards’ That Keep Turning Up On Your Car

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You know the ones. Particularly if you park in the Barsha Heights or the Al Barsha area, the windows of your car get PLASTERED with massage parlour cards labelled with girls in various degree of undress.

They’re not even discreet! Anyway, if you hate to waste paper and are not in the humour to call up these local parlours for a massage, here are some better uses we could come up with:

1. Use them as fake business cards

Ever swapping cards at a business do’ and just KNOW you have no intention of staying in contact? Save your own and pass one of these on, who knows maybe they’re in need of a massage themselves.

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2. Keep a table steady

A stack of these cards (which you’ll easily accumulate in no time if you leave your car unattended) is the perfect way to hold a table steady. Thick books begone, these cards are the solution!

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3. Play Top Trumps

Remember that awesome card stats game you played as a kid? This could be the same, although we’re not sure how you would rate each card, if you come up with a good system let us know! It’s a ‘My massage parlour is better than yours’ type thing…. 

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4. Play Snap

This could be the never-ending game of Snap. Are there even two cards that are the same? Play Snap and find out

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5. Play ‘pick up 64’

Is your roommate annoying you? Have you an itch to annoy them back? Gather all the cards and flick them about the room with a ‘hundits, hundits’ wrist flick. Tell your roommate to pick them all up. Their reaction will be fun, right?!

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6. Clean between the keys of your laptop

As long as you wipe the dust off, these cards may actually be laptop cleaner friendly…maybe best to avoid in a work situation though, work people just wouldn’t GET it

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7. Use as a tiny ruler

Because who actually has a proper ruler anymore? Impress your boss with your tiny lines and intricate eye for detail.

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