A Dubai CEO Sent Out This Ballsy Out Of Office Response And You Just Have To Laugh
Three essentials for stress-free travel: Passport, cash and OF COURSE, you’ve got to set the generic out of office email response.
Most of us follow the usual format: “Hi, I’m out of the office until such a date, I’ll have limited email access, but will respond as soon as possible (lies). Please contact… BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…”
But not this Dubai resident Rami Shaar. The CEO of Washmen a locally based washing, dry cleaning and pressing service was celebrating his honeymoon and he made it very clear to his colleagues that he did not want to be reached …
Read the out of office response here:
Hello,
I’m on a mission to get married over the next few days which will then be followed by a honeymoon in a remote location where there is no internet. That doesn’t mean that you can’t reach me. Here’s exactly how to reach me until I’m back on August 12th
By Air Mail:
Locate the white pigeon with the three black spots on its right wing. Write your message on a piece of paper, roll it up and tie it to its right paw. Make sure the pigeon flies to these coordinates -8.409518, 115.188919
By Sea:
Please write your message on a piece of paper, roll it up and put it in a glass bottle. Close it firmly with a cork lid and throw it into the ocean (East of the Straits of Hormuz).
Note: make sure your throw is aimed at coordinates -8.409518, 115.188919, this will ensure that the bottle washes up by my sandy toes on the island.
By Satelite:
For URGENT matters, feel free to reach out to my mother-in-law. Her senses are equipped with laser precise geo-targeting allowing her to be fully aware of our coordinates.
Looking forward to connecting 😉
