10 Classic Questions People Get When Not Drinking At A Brunch

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Ah brunch, the strange concept of all-you-can-eat and all-you-can-drink at the same time.

Four (or sometimes three) hours of carnage that has become a Dubai institution – that is prime people watching.

I love a good drink, and a brunch, but having had a couple of months without drinking, the same ole questions seem to pop up every time I’m out and about.

1. Are you sure?

This comes during the planning phase.

When you first confirm your attendance and then mention you shan’t be availing the alcoholic package.

2. Are you sick?

No, not sick, just don’t want to drink.

3. Why aren’t you drinking though?

Reasons vary, but people want to know. Fair to ask.

4. Are you sure?

Yes, yes I am sure.

5. Can you drive me?

The classic: “Well, if you’re not drinking, I might grab a lift?”

6. Not even one?

“Why don’t you just have one?” They ask…

7. Are you sure?

One more time, for good measure!

8. Do you want a shot!?

Usually later in the day, when people’s memories become foggy and they are a bit less coherent – and will try to get you to chuck back a shot.

9. Oh god, why am I so sick?

10. Why are you so perky?

Yes it’s smug, but it’s also true – nothing like waking up on a Saturday without a hangover.

Read: 5 Questions Expats Always Ask In Dubai

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