25 Very Honest Thoughts That Go Through Your Head On Christmas Day

It’s finally the big day…here’s what will be going on in your head from the minute your eyes open. Have a good one…

8:21am – There is no need for me to be up this early

8:23am – Oohhhh wait it’s Christmas Day…presents!

8:24am – Nope, don’t care. This is my only lie-in this week

8:32am – Imagine if Santa existed…I wonder how big his petrol bill would be?

8:51am – Ooohh what’s that smell?

8:53am – A FRY UP! Definitely worth getting out of bed for

9:10am – Noooooo, I still have presents to wrap

9:32am – Why does my pile of pressies look smaller than everyone else’s?

9:46am – Cheers for the bedsheets mum and dad; forgot I had ‘middle-aged’ stamped across my forehead

10:14am – Oohhh, are those Quality Streets? Right, I’ll just have the one

11:16am – Why do people insist on putting their sweet wrappers back inside the box?

12:02pm – Surely I haven’t eaten that many chocolates already?

12:43pm – Is there any point showering if I’m not planning on leaving the house today?

1:30pm – Pretty sure this will be my fifth time watching Love Actually (this Christmas)

2.12pm – Why are ITV not playing the Downton finale until 8:45 this eve?…Grinches

2.14pm – Is it too early for a drink?

4:02pm – I probably shouldn’t eat this mince pie after all those chocolates

4:08pm – YUM

*Note to self: exercise more self-control next year

5:03pm – Great, someone’s gone and brought the cheap Christmas crackers again

5:15pm – I wonder what Christmas abroad with my mates would have been like

5:38pm – I will definitely start making a weekly roast dinner from now on

6.03pm – “Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!” HAHAHAHAHAHAH

6:28pm – Damn, forgot to Snapchat a pic of my dinner

8.18pm – Someone should probably help out with the dishes

8.52pm – Only another 365 days until I get to do this all over again

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