Twitter Posts Revealing Disney’s Unusually Scary Future Plans Has Dubai Folks All Amused
Where do you see yourself in 10 years from now? While that might be a tricky question for many, this one tweep has already webbed out Disney’s plan for the next 81 years… while the rest of us are still pondering on what to eat for our next meal.
In a series of hilarious but strangely detailed tweets, a Twitter user named Hailey posted an in-depth analysis of Disney past, present and future plans that will have you wonder if she knows something that the rest of the world doesn’t.
The cascading tweets on what all Disney has bought and will likely buy in the future were posted less than 24 hours ago on Sunday and has been shared over 21k times with evergrowing likes that have already exceeded 66k. Dubai residents active on Twitter responded with chucklesome Gifs to the never-ending 81-year plan.
Is anyone else able to relate with Disney’s serious ‘shopping’ problem?!
Please join the shopaholic club Disney.
– 2019: Disney releases Disney Plus
– 2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
– 2025: Disney buys Dreamworks
– 2026: Disney buys Sony. Playstation rebranded as Disney Infinity. Playstation Network rebranded as Disney Universe.— Serotonin Plug🔌 (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019
‘Disney carrying out espionage on a large scale’… is this anyone else’s worst nightmare coming true?!
– 2031: The Church of Baby Yoda is the fastest growing religion in the world.
– 2031: Disney acquires a private military, starts corporate espionage on a large scale.— Serotonin Plug🔌 (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019
Former Disney stars regretting the very decision of leaving Disney after seeing this
– 2034: Disney owns the majority of the copyrighted material. Buys off US, EU, and other major powers to honor unlimited copyright for corporate ownership.
– 2035: Disney buys Microsoft. Disney Universe is now expanded further. Master Chief is now a Disney Princess.— Serotonin Plug🔌 (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019
Disney BECOMES the United States of America
Ooouuu chills…
– 2046: Hollywood turns into a war zone. All releases for the next 10 years are CGI due to die off of actors. Disney "Farms" start to raise next generation of actors.
– 2050: Disney buys the United States of America
– 2051: The Disney States of America is born.— Serotonin Plug🔌 (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019
Fast forward to the year 2100 when Disney finally announces a new Marvel movie after 81 YEARS!!!
– 2097: Budding civilizations are found. Monoliths are used to "re-educate" the populations. Those planets are Annexed into the DSU.
– 2100: Disney announces new X-Men movie. Marvel fans are excited.☠
— Serotonin Plug🔌 (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019
That took long enough Disney!
https://twitter.com/xtinegamer/status/1208965969034395649
The much needed mid-week entertainment… check
https://twitter.com/ChadReisser/status/1208892240262619136
Oh yes! A little sponsorship help needed here too Disney. Thanks.
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— Samuel Adeniyi (@samueladeniyi) December 23, 2019
The Disney franchise sorted for the next 81 years courtesy netizens
